It's not Thursday

But I am announcing myself anyway. Recent activities to follow:

1. CS: Source with jeesh members Lawr and Yong. Not only was it crazy-go-nuts fun, but it was crazy-go-nuts fun. SERIOUSLY. The best moment so far was when the ENTIRE CT team came up on angryfaceman while he was solo. It was Dust 2 and we were coming in from bombsite B and another group of CTs rushed in from the double doors, with poor Lawrence stuck between the two groups in the dark little passage way there. Yong kills Lawrence and the ENTIRE TEAM proceeds to spray his dead corpse repeatedly. It was fun until Yong got too excited and shot me. Jerk. Other good moments include Yong killing Lawr 1v1 going short A after the bomb was planted. Then, he spends the next 30 seconds plowing lawrence's body with a full clip, pistoling him, and then eventually the crouch-and-knifing. The bomb exploded but Yong didn't care, he got what he wanted. The team was like "Why didn't u try 2 defuse" and yong and I on skype were just cackling at the defacement of faceman. DEFACED.
2. Generation Jeesh (or Jeesh Generation) is established as the title of our unit. Props to Lawr for coming up with it. Now, we only need a perfect battle cry: "Jeesh, judicate!" or "Jeesh, justify!" *insert Justin Timberlake* ZOMGWTFBBQ PWNT
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
3. Finalization of job status: Employment to begin March 5, 2007. The end of days, as it were. :(
4. Finalization of decision to buy a fkn Wii: TODAY.
   
5. Finalization of decision to buy ice blue DS Lite: LAST NIGHT
   Clarification: Lawr finds on ebay.ca some sweet deals on ice blue DS Lites, as well as Navy Enamel. While I like both immensely, since Lawr originally expressed interest in Navy, I'll back off and take Ice Blue, despite how closely it resembles Seong's Polargay White. The deal I found includes an extra rechargeable battery (But it's a crap brand, so who cares), the slim pouch in ice blue (ok, I'm a sucker for matching accessories) and headphones which can also channel the radio and you can switch between radio and DS Lite...and I'm a total sucker for gimmicks like this. Crap. Also comes with screen protectors and is $200 plus $15 shipping. So, at least it's not THAT much more than a regular US DS Lite after you factor in the accessories.
6. Jeesh Generation's hierarchy established: Seong - Prez, Me - VP, Yong - Intern, Lawr, Secretary
   HOUSE INTERNOR YONG! HOUSE INTERNOR!
7. I've just opened a Bank of America account. No, you don't care. But, Citibank's benefits are solely for students and once you're not a student it makes no sense to deal with their hassle, so I'm going over to Bank of America, whoo hoo! Plus, they give you $50 to sign up if you do it online (I'M A SUCKER FOR DEALS LIKE MY DAD OMG SHOOT ME) and the opening account minimum is $25. Still, free $50? Having been unemployed for so long, believe me, I know how far $50 can go, yo
8. The sick realization that I need to destroy my dad's computer and get a neuralyzer from Men in Black and flashy-thing the hell outta him. Dad's out of control. He's buying stuff we don't need (I KNOW) and then I have to deal with all his refund crap. Although, as much as I bitch, I'm glad he gets online shopping, since he doesn't go out at all and this is a totally good outlet for his time, since he spends his days surfing the net looking for THE VERY VERY BEST DEAL. It's so very asian to consider the best deal worth the time spent looking for it, when economics tells us that the $5 or 10cents that you save from the deals aren't worth the 4 days it took you to find said deals. I know.
   
   This realization also came about when I found out just now that dad had bought a round trip ticket for me....sigh. Going home this Sunday and coming back March 1st (9am, no worries Yong, I'll be there). Mom and Dad want to see me since they thought I'd be able to come home around spring-time because of my lack of a job. I know. (Sidenote, I wonder if they have Wiis available in florida...)
9. Um...uh...Ohh! Lunar New Year this weekend, I'm going to K-town on Saturday to have dinner with friends, since we figure all the chinese restaurants will be BURSTING with people. You think there are a lot of chinese people when you walk around every day? Try Chinatown on a Chinese holiday...it's like they're handing out money or something!
10. And....now...I'll round out the list of the Weekly Top Ten List of Things You Don't Care About with.....er....Ruby like J-drama? Yes, she loves J-drama and this dude Kimutaku. That's not his name, that's what you call him. His name is Kimura Takuya. I don't understand Japanese contractions...YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY THE WHOLE DAMN NAME ALREADY! How is that useful? You save 2 whole syllables. To what? Go "AIIIIGHHHHHH" just 2 syllables longer?

And THAT'S the weekly top 10 of useless news. There are also some various hilarious tidbits, but I'd be stealing from Penny-Arcade so they don't go in my top 10. First, the Fox "News Report" (they go in quotes because it's hardly news or a report) about DS Lites being used by child molesters to digitally molest your children ON THE HIGHWAY. Penny-Arcade did a good piece on it, I won't link to them because it's easy enough to find. Also, the browsing through their site that you'll do will open you up to all the goodness that is Penny-Arcade. But basically, Fox spun some crack-addict-written story about how molesters can find your children through their DS Lites using the wifi. Yes, well they can also find your children through the evils of TRANSPARENT WINDOWS. Or walking down the fkn street! Or, (heaven forfend) THE FKN MALL! OK?! Geez louise! Your child has a better chance of getting snatched at the mall than some child molester using DS Lite to get to them. It's not like their DS Lite can haxx0r your child's and make them meet up at starbucks. If your kid has enough braincells to rub together in his head that TALKING TO STRANGERS IS BAD (DS Lite or no DS Lite) then any molester's scheme to digitally violate your children is KAPUT. That's right, some toolbox wants to pictochat with you, you say "HELL NO PERV I DON'T KNOW YOU" and that's that.

In the report one of the girls gave her address to the reporter. THAT'S DANGEROUS! You know what's more dangerous? Showing the girl as she says her address outloud while writing it in pictochat. THAT'S fkn dangerous, ok? Big-ass TV "News Report" broadcasts some pre-teen girl's address and shows what she looks like AND the general area where they filmed, THAT'S dangerous. But, there's nobody doing news reports on how Fox "News Reports" are dangerous, no sir. Let's focus on the video games raping the minds of our youths.

It's like in Florida, you hear "ZOMG A SHARK ATTACK!" on the news. They give you the spiel "If you spot a dorsal fin coming towards you, chances are, yer fucked. Flail and warn the other swimmers so they can leave you for dead and get to safety." Basically this is what happens when sharks attack you, because they mistake you for a seal or something or maybe you're retarded and bleeding while in the ocean and you didn't know it because you're stupid. People panic for a day about shark-infested waters and how to prevent shark attacks and that book about Worst Case Scenarios and How to Survive them sells a few extra copies that week. But you know what? SHARK ATTACKS HAPPEN EVERY DAY. That just means, slow news day. No terrorist updates? Bush didn't embarrass himself on national TV? Hey, let's open the "Video Games Ruin Us" file up and see what we got...ooooh, ok, DS Lites might allow molesters to find your children, let's run that piece.

In all honesty, I think lightning attacks are on par with the DSLite scare. Can you prevent lightning from striking? No. Can you prevent people from becoming child molesters? Sadly, no. But can you make sure you're nowhere around when that lightning strikes? FUCK YES. During a heavy storm, all large metal objects are to be avoided. Do not hide under a tree in a plain, thinking you are safe. If you hide under the tallest object around, what are the chances that if/when lightning strikes, you're not gonna feel it? Pretty damn low, ok? Hide under the tallest point during lightning and your ass is FRIED. Think: Lightning wants to hit the tallest object because it's the quickest route to the ground. WHERE THEN SHOULD YOU HIDE??? Not under a fkn tree....

Same goes for child molesters. DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS! ON YOUR WAY HOME, IF THEY OFFER YOU CANDY, DON'T GET IN THE FKN VAN! Molesters can't find you if you're not a dope walking around alone, under the age of 18.

Sorry, this just really bothers me. Yes, tragedy happens, but people act like there's nothing you can do. Um, use your head, don't be stupid. Yes, it's POSSIBLE for a molester to be doing 65+mph on the highway and pictochatting with your kid using his erect phallus. It's also possible that if you decide to build the world's largest erector set tower in the middle of an open field during a heavy storm that your ass is gonna cook like bacon. Yes, I know.

Anyway...this post is kinda crazy. Dave Chappelle - For What It's Worth. Watch that for more of how people can be stupid and we all need to use our heads.

Jeesh out.